Police Raid Ziggy And Dogfighting

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Ziggy, a beloved member of our community, has been arrested. Reports from the LSPD confirm that there was an extreme bias by law enforcement who state that kids are on drugs, and poor people are criminals. Ziggy, a veteran of the Vietnam war, had been abandoned by his country to live a life of poverty after the war. This hero, down on his luck, found a living in the distribution of a legal recreational substance. His mistake? Not paying his taxes. Police Chief Dummy Thick stated that marijuana kills, and destroys families. A typical response from a police officer that wears jeans and sneakers on duty. Afterward, the question is raised to Police Chief Dummy Thick about aggressive police dogs in the city where he refused to comment. 

“Attack Dogs Use: UNKNOWN. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.”

ATTENTION!

Bill Burns is in search of the clitoris. We ask everyone to stay on HIGH ALERT until he has found the lost clitoris. He does not know the last known location of said clitoris. The only description we have been given is that it is dry….

Soulz, a strange man in a mask and known subject matter expert, stated: “The Chief is Full of Shit.”

Alfonso Fweecome, a full-time Burger Shot  enthusiast, referred to the famous Ziggy as a man of peace and a fan of Spongebob. According to Fweecome, Ziggy was known to watch Spongebob for 40+ hours at a time. Alfonso Fweecome later stated - “Fuck Police Dogs.”  and elaborated in a groundbreaking story that the police use their dogs for dogfighting. 

Charlie Amaya was later interviewed but had no idea what was going on. (As usual.) Additionally, Charlie is from the slums. Ziggy as described by Charlie was a man of peace who had the highest kill count in his Vietnam unit. Charlie Amaya - “Dog Fighting?” If we had subtitled it would say Charlie - “dis-gus-ting”

Local Underground Citizen in black ski mask refers to Ziggy as a man of the people. This man also drops a bombshell that the LSPD shows up to dogfighting rings with no badges. Sending their poor K-9s onto local dogs to make them more aggressive. He alleges the police killed his dog after it beat a K-9 unit in the dog-tagon.

Another news update from beyond the Grave. This has been Benny King. And remember. Strawberry Rails Fuck Hard. 



Credit:
Editors, JaeJae Willis and Ez Nachoz

Field Correspondent: Hector Alvarez

Field Video and Audio: JaeJae Willis, Ez Nachoz, Viktor Vaughn, Alaric Watson

Writing: Benny King






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