MugShot Monday

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By Frasier MacLeod, Cub Reporter



This week's winner of the prestigious Mugshot Monday contest was actually one of the easiest ones we've ever had the pleasure of bestowing. Grandma Capo earned her spot on this infamous list with more than just her skills at bridge.


Despite her sweet grandmotherly outside appearance, underneath lies the cold barely beating heart of one of Los Santos' most notorious criminals.  Not only does she make the best homemade chocolate chip cookies on her (cell) block, but her current list of charges includes one charge each of:

        🚨  Attempted Mass Murder of a First Responder 

        ðŸš¨  Reckless Evading

        ðŸš¨  Assault  

        ðŸš¨  Criminal Possession of a Firearm [Class 1]  

        ðŸš¨  Escape of Custody   

        ðŸš¨  Disobeying a Peace Officer 

        ðŸš¨  Resisting Arrest 

You know what they say, you're never too old to raise a little mischief!  

Let's hope her Social Security check this month was enough to cover the nearly $12,000 in fines she accrued during her one senior citizen crime spree!

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