Another Mysterious Fire Shocks Quiet Neighborhood in the Early Hours

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 Frasier MacLeod, Cub Reporter


The tranquil calm on Forum Drive was shattered late last night by a three-alarm fire that authorities have now ruled arson.  As of this morning, local law enforcement agencies have joined the investigation following the discovery of two unidentified corpses that were found at the same location. Unconfirmed reports indicate the victims may have died from gunshots.

Neighbors reported the blaze to 911 at approx. 11:00 pm last night relaying that the fire was behind the Car Wash. The initial responders quickly determined that the blaze was out of control and desperately called for assistance from other local departments. In all, three fire companies responded and valiantly fought the inferno for several hours.  Witnesses reported that during the worst of the battle, our own courageous Sheriff, Loki Windrunner, took over control of a fire truck when the crew was incapacitated by the smoke and charged his commandeered fire fighting vehicle straight into the advancing flames, dousing them before they could spread to neighboring homes and businesses. 


While Deputy Dangle, proudly attired in his trademark short-shorts, held the pulsing crowd of spectators at bay, firefighters inched closer and closer to danger in an all-out effort to save lives and businesses. Witnesses reported that a huge LSFD tower truck was seen at the site of the inferno, deftly operated by Dr. Wilem while recently promoted firefighter and EMT Sweet Pepper nimbly operated another fire fighting truck to within feet of the flames.

In all, one residence was completely destroyed and two more severely damaged by smoke, fire and water. Neighbors warmly cared for their newly homeless friends and welcomed them into their homes. Fire Department officials, who asked to remain confidential as they were not authorized to discuss the investigation, have informed this reporter that damages from the blaze could easily surpass $100,00.  Several firefighters were treated for minor smoke inhalation at the scene but none required hospitalization. One of the mob of spectators, identified in reports only as “Cee Cee”, required minor first aid for injuries sustained when she inexplicably leaped from a neighboring building where she and several others had been observing the firefighting efforts close at hand.


After successfully extinguishing the blaze, local residents feted the heroes with lemonade and homemade cookies which were ravenously devoured.


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