BREAKING NEWS - THEY ARE AMONG US

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BREAKING NEWS



The city was ablaze with rumours and Twitter posts two nights ago as reports of Unidentified Flying Objects flew back and forth. Lifeinvader was able to obtain this photo from a citizen CONFIRMING THEY ARE AMONG US! 

Shortly after many sightings (and one alleged abduction) city officials released a statement informing the population it was just a training exercise... but does that LOOK like an exercise above? We will let you be the judge Los Santos.

 

Not saying go buy a shotgun, but go buy a shotgun.. and felons.. hypothetically have your shotguns ready. We have no idea what’s onboard these space crafts, but we sure as fuck know they aren’t here to spread strawberry rails among the peoples nostrils. (Unless they are, then sign me the fuck up). Be prepared for anything and everything my dear citizens. Good luck and we will see you on the other side. 


 





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