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- September 27, 2021

Current Events brought to you by Bruno Venga, Alfonso Fweecome, and Viktor Vaughn!!!

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Strawberry Rails Fuck Hard

- September 29, 2021

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Police Raid Ziggy And Dogfighting

- March 15, 2022

Ziggy , a beloved member of our community, has been arrested. Reports from the LSPD confirm that there was an extreme bias by law enforcement who state that kids are on drugs, and poor people are criminals. Ziggy, a veteran of the Vietnam war, had been abandoned by his country to live a life of poverty after the war. This hero, down on his luck, found a living in the distribution of a legal recreational substance. His mistake? Not paying his taxes. Police Chief Dummy Thick stated that marijuana kills, and destroys families. A typical response from a police officer that wears jeans and sneakers on duty. Afterward, the question is raised to Police Chief Dummy Thick about aggressive police dogs in the city where he refused to comment. “Attack Dogs Use: UNKNOWN. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. ” ATTENTION! Bill Burns is in search of the clitoris. We ask everyone to stay on HIGH ALERT until he has found the lost clitoris. He does not know the last known location of said clitoris. The only des...