Mugshot Monday!

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Welcome back to Mugshot Monday here at Wandering!


This week's winner is one of our newest citizens, Mr. Elmer Spud.

Mr. Spud was arrested for Grand Theft Auto and related crimes, but too bad our penal code has nothing in it to cover those overalls!

When arrested, Mr. Spud only had two somewhat conflicting items on his person:  1 state of the art Fitbit device for those health conscious types and a human heart well on its way to becoming completely rancid, maggots and all. 

Eyewitnesses reported that Mr. Spud was out on the town celebrating his new tattoo which he selected as a thank you to the folks at his favorite city service, EMS.  He now has a band-aid permanently affixed to his forehead to remind him of his friends at Pillbox Hill Medical Center who he likes to tell people saved his life. Rumors of a tramp-stamp tattoo of world famous Majik Ice© could not be confirmed by press time.

Be sure to check back next Monday for the next Mugshot Monday winner. Who knows, it could be you! 


By Frasier MacLeod, Cub Reporter 

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