MUGSHOT MONDAY

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     It's Monday bitches and you know what that means!!!  It's time for another Mugshot Monday!!

    This week's alleged criminals are the "Snake Brothers"  Paddy O'Reilly & Robert Stone.

    According to Los Santos Police, the pair share charges including armed robbery, aggravated kidnapping and mass attempted murder of a first responder. 

    Their sentence lasted more than 200 months.

    But you know why we are here...for the mugshots.

    What in the hell is going on with the snakes on their head?

    Is it metaphor for what's in their pants? 

    And I knew you were allowed a smoke in jail but a joint?!

    Man these cops are something else!

    The point is No Step on Snek or you will get the horns or whatever the hell the saying is. 

    

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