BREAKING NEWS - BLUE GANG INFILITRATED-

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 Breaking News


    Life Invader has received first hand information regarding the infiltration of a criminal organization known as Helios. Throughout the last two weeks the MRPD, paired with the BCSO were seen conducting numerous raid operations on both commercial and residential properties around Los Santos. 

These properties are believed to have been owned and operated by one of the cities most notorious gangs. 


    Life Invader has taken to the streets and asked the public about their opinion of these criminals. Here is a collection of our anonymous reports:   

"Scummy pieces of shit. If I was walking on the sidewalk and stepped in a piece of shit, I'd look at my shoe and it would be blue." - Anon

"Sloppy, disorganized, confused." - Anon

"Fuck I hate criminal scumbags! *clenches jaw*" - Anon

"Pretty chill, but short tempered. They don't fuck with me, I don't fuck with them." - Anon

"Daddy Vik." - John Johnson

"Bit aggressive, but seem to keep to themselves. If you don't fuck with them, they won't fuck with you." - Anon

"Disorganized almost to the point of being juvenile. Immature." - Anon


    It seems that they have made quite a negative impression on a few of the cities citizens, but being a notorious, aggressive and violent criminal organization (or maybe in this case disorganization?) tends to have that effect. During the raids, a huge SWAT presence was reported, surrounding houses were barricaded off, streets were shut down, and AIR 1 was seen patrolling the skies.  


As of today it is confirmed there has been 12 arrests made in relation to these operations, we do believe the majority of the accused have turned themselves in. Below we can see the brutal arrest of Viktor Vaughn. After turning himself in, an officer that goes by the name Pizza McLovin immediately placed him into custody. We can neither confirm nor deny that excessive force was used on the suspect, but Pizza McLovin did appear to be putting those cuffs on the suspect pretty damn tight. He was also a bit overzealous when patting Mr Vaughn down, focusing greatly on his lower regions. 


Below we see insider photos of the horrid prison conditions these men will surely succumb to. Suspect Dwayne Patterson (who claims his innocence.) can be seen bravely pointing out the sparkling clean toilet bowl, and rather uncomfortable looking stone bed. Will this leak justify the constant beatings he will receive from the guards? 




Life Invader has asked a few of the criminal gang bangers what they would like to say to the outside world, here is what they said:    

"I'll be out soon, hopefully we can do MTV cribs when I get out. I'm an innocent man, I will be able to prove this in court"
"Also new song announcement, first day out remix by D. Money coming soon." - Dwayne Patterson

"I'll see you soon" - Javier Cortez

"Hold it down pop, I love ya Mama" - Viktor Vaughn

"I am not innocent, I am a fucking maniac" - Bruno Venga

"I'm the best bald man in the city, and I want to get the fuck out of here" -DJ Balla

"Through all my time spent fighting in the wars and what not, I have never been more proud of myself than in this moment" - Hector Alverez (Three time war veteran that served this country in the battle of Somme 1916 "the unwinnable war", the Vietnam war, and finally World War 2. It is unclear which side of WW2 he fought for.)

Mugshots of the accused "Helios" current and former gangsters. Not seen in this picture is Bruno Venga, who according to our sources has never been arrested or charged with any criminal activity in the past. I guess you could say his cherry has been popped. Congratulations Bruno!

A follow up story will be posted with updates as we receive them, will this be the end of the criminal organization as we know it? Will the city be safer? Probably fuckin' not. 



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