FIRE AT PINK CAGE

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FIRE AT PINK CAGE






LOS SANTOS SA-   

A MASSIVE FIRE BREAKS OUT AT PINK CAGE LATE IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS. 
FIREFIGHTERS ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO PUT OUT THE FLAMES!

NO WORD YET ON ANY CASUALTIES OR THE CAUSE. 

 MORE INFORMATION TO COME!


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