MUGSHOT MONDAY

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This weeks Mugshot Monday winner goes out to Dooby Doo.
According to reports, Dooby was charged with being a very bad boy. 
But my question is why did the owner not put him on a leash? 
Police tell us when they arrested Dooby they said, " you ain't nothing but a pound dog."
The only thing this pup steals is my heart and I hope that we can all fur-give this doggo for all he has done. 


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