THE END IS COMING!

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 BREAKING NEWS


WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE CRYSTALS UNDERNEATH THIS HOSPITAL BED? IS THIS PROOF THAT THE END IS COMING? LIFEINVADER SAYS YES.
HUG YOUR LOVED ONES, SHOVE THOSE FURRY TAILS UP YOUR .. ONE LAST TIME, AND SAY GOODBYE CITIZENS.

WE WILL NOT BE CENSORED, THIS IS NOT A DRILL! 



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