MUGSHOT MONDAY

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    This weeks Mugshot Monday winner took Halloween Costumes to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
    Meet Yvan Keller.
    According to Los Santos Police, Mr. Keller is charged with aggravated kidnapping and criminal possession of a weapon.  
    However according to sources, it is believed Keller could now be innocent. 
    Sources tell us that he was just trying to talk to his victim but his fucked up face scared them into thinking he was going to hurt them. 
 We at Life Invader have reason to believe that the victim decided to call him names like "Skeletor" and "Oh my god what the fuck is on your face!"  This is believed to have caused the situation he is in now.  
    Mr. Keller, who works as an extra in the circus has not yet responded to our calls although be on the lookout this October 31 for a knockoff skeleton roaming the city. 

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